1st. My life has recently taken a weird turn. I know this when my son's aide at school tells me, "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. Connor tried to jump out the window yesterday."
No worries the whole school only has one floor and the aide is so dedicated I believe she would have went out the window after him.
2nd. The first grade teachers at my son's school are having a bad week. I know this because I over heard one tell the other, "Excuse me, but I need to go chew up a few valiums now."
It was only Monday morning, wait till she has my son in her class, hehe!